Testicular torsion

When the spermatic cord connecting your testes to your body is twisted; cutting off blood flow and resulting in excruciating pain, and if left untreated, testicular death.

Jack: “Oh... fuck man it feels like I’m gonna give birth to my ballsack”

Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion

by Zamperinio February 3, 2018

Testically

Technically but it’s testically speaking

Testically I have a fat cock

by Lamar Scrôdum November 18, 2020

-Tastic

A suffix affixed to words for the purpose of enhancing or extrapolating its meaning. A superlative in the extreme. Used most often on nouns or adjectives, -tastic is a versatile component of any word into which it is introduced.

Person: OhMyGosh, I got an A in the Biology final!

Other Person: That's awesome-tastic, congratulations.

Person: Thanks, I'm excited-tastic.

by V nairB August 20, 2010

Comp-tastic

An adjective that describes anything pertaining to black guys and Compton e.i Ass raping cops, smoking weed out of car mufflers, beating down "bitch niggaz", ext.

"Aw man, you put kool-aid in orange soda?"

"Hell yea, its Comp-tastic

by smallzilla December 30, 2010

narci-tastic

The act of owning and embracing one's own narcissism.

JJ: "Damn right that's a pocket mirror! Now hold it fo' me whiles I fix my hairs."

Boo: "You narcissistic as hell."

JJ: "Bitch, I'm narci-tastic!"

by Jim Jerka May 2, 2011

Testiculitis

Another word for having blue balls.

That girl was a big time tease that when I came back home I was in pain from the testiculitis

by joshwua915 November 28, 2016

Buffalo testicle

Another word for apple.

When his brought a bunch of apples for him, he said, "Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!"

by APPLE FAN June 26, 2009