Tender

The word Tender is used to describe a person that is being a complete Pussy. Warning.. Tenderness may lead to Vaginosis if not addressed immediately.

Harold: Hey, want to play paintball after school?
Mike: Nah paintball hurts.
Harold: Dude stop being so Tender...

by ShaQueefah June 9, 2011

Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 4, 2005

chicken tender sub

n.- refers to a man over 40 years old who is sexually appealing to younger females.

I know she is my best friend, but her dad is such a chicken tender sub.

by Lucas Groth June 23, 2006

beef tenderloin

When someone says something and you don't want to answer them properly

"Do you love me"
"Beef Tenderloin"

by Nathan Hulsey November 3, 2006

Tender

Money, specifically cash.

That boy straight jacked all my tender.

by FlatNuts July 22, 2003

Tenderoni

A boyfriend/girlfriend, boo, etc. Like Rice-a-Roni only cute and snuggly. =o)

I walked over to him slowly, said I know you don't know me but this might be my only shot at a tenderoni - lyric from KP and Envy, Shorty Swing my Way

by eely July 30, 2003

tender

Hitting on a girl. Putting an offer in for your services.

I saw you chatting to that hottie, were you putting in a tender?

by Greg Dee November 10, 2008