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tandal

When your entire foot is tan except for that small band of skin that is covered by your sandal.
I have such a bad tandal!
by ShawnaMarie October 12, 2008
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tadius

I would hate to be a Tadius ,no one will like me
by kevjersee June 11, 2017
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Tandemic

The fake tan trend slowly taking over the world.

With ever more oompa loompas in prominent positions, it has become strangely fashionable for people to enhance themselves with the radioactive glow these creatures naturally display.
"This orange sensation sweeping the nation is becoming a tandemic"

"Have you seen Marsha's new Facebook profile? Let's have a moment of silence as the tandemic claims another victim"
by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018
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tandem bike

Referring to someone who has been fucking two best friends, either consecutively or simultaneously. Can be a girl or guy.
Have you heard about her? After she broke up with Josh she started fucking Will.
Yeah, she's a tandem bike
by whatevvs666 October 6, 2011
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Tandoori Dip

Its when you are having dinner before you get laid, so you feed your girlfriend a curry. Then when having sex with her you give it to her doggy style and hence from the curry she farts, warming ur dick and nuts
My heaters were all broken on a winters night, so instead i got my girlfriend to give me a tandoori dip
by Don Gulliver May 16, 2003
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The Tandem

The act of simultaneously releasing the fecal matter from your anus and bustin' a nut (preferably on a girls face/chestal region). Is known to stimulate all portions of the genitalia and prostate at the same time, relaying the ultimate for of orgasm.

Warning: Evacuating your load at the exact moment the widest portion of dump passes through your rectum may result in a high enough pleasure to cause death.
Mikey tried to pull off The Tandem, but couldn't, due to the fact that he is a little sniveling girl who can't do anything right and will forever be known for his dinky dong, which is, by far, too small to, in fact, masturbate.
by Alan, Jason, Travis July 2, 2008
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tander

a term only used by people that can handle the pressure of using it...it means like cool or steller...the oppisite of snarky
Oh thats hella tander dude
by Stella Gella July 11, 2003
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