stoned

high on marijuana, typically with bloodshot eyes, an increase in appetite and a tendency toward laughter for no apparent reason.

"I'm stoned from all these bong hits!"

by El Toastero December 28, 2005

Steved

A reference to the Garfunkel and Oates’s song “You, Me and Steve”. A Steve is someone who is a cock block or a third wheel that will not leave. To be “Steved” is when you do not hook up with someone exclusively due to the presence of a Steve. A Steve can be a clueless friend of either of the romantically or otherwise involved duo or just an annoying stranger. The situation can be remedied by one person informing the Steve that that they are Steveing.

Scarlett: Alice, you are totally Steveing me right now.

Fred: I was going to hook up with Sandrah last night but I got Steved hard core by Johnny. Fucking Johnny...

by You have been Steved February 9, 2010

Stove Top Stuffing.

The act of making love on the stove.

She was so excited we didn't make it out of the kitchen so I gave her some stove top stuffing.

by Estaban69 August 16, 2009

computer stoned

when you have been on the computer for like 8+ hours and your body feels like its sunken into the couch and yours eyes are heavy and blood shot as if you were really stoned.

dude last night i spent 9 hours on my computer i was so computer stoned

by Marlind September 12, 2010

stoned

The stage of smoked up between high and ripped.

'I'm a fuckin airplane, man, I can see the trees below me' is usually uttered between periods of staring at houseplants and making brnyard noises.

by Justin October 14, 2003

Stoned Raider

The Ultimate Pot Head a weed smoker who becomez legend, he/she is un effected by the Weed n goes about daily life.

Only 1 guy who we call Lucky has been able to smoke soo much weeed yet have no effect on him except for the fact his eyez remain bloodshot. There for he was given the honor of bein called the first STONED RAIDER

by Yanalak September 17, 2005

Rolling Stoned

Under the influence of marijuana and ecstasy.When you are smoking weed while thizzin it enchances the effects of the ecstasy which causes a feeling like you are floating or rolling around. So your rolling stoned. Get it?

Spider Man, "Dude Dr. Octoe just pop 3 thizzles and he smoked 2 blunts of sour diesel."

Mary Jane, "He must be rolling stoned. I love him"

Dr. Octoe, " I LOVE YOU GUYS! "

by Dr. Octaveis June 16, 2009