starfish

During sex, a person who lays face down, legs and arms spread (like a starfish) and takes it from behind, not moving, making no noise, exerting no effort, and leaving all the work up to the other person. Usually the starfish is gay and a total bottom who cares little about who is fucking them, instead just wanting to take it like a bitch from behind.

That guy I picked up last night was the worst lay ever; he was a total starfish.

by ozoutofwater December 10, 2007

starfish

Retarded, brain-dead, end users.
AKA BDU's (Brain dead users).

Named so because starfish have no brain and only one orifice.

This starfish on the phone just asked me where the 'any' key is.

by VIPERsssss January 19, 2005

pink starfish

A pink starfish is a young guy's puckered asshole.

I like to lick Matt's pink starfish while I jack him off!

by eda-skip May 12, 2023

Starfish

A sexual position involving 5 guys and 1 girl. One guy inserts his dick into the girls vag, another guy inserts his dick into the girls ass, the 3rd guy inserts his dick into the girls mouth, and the last two guys get handjobs from the same girl.

Lucy was so drunk last night that we pulled a starfish on her

by mclovin696969696969696695 February 4, 2010

Starfish

An exceptionally lazy bottom (in reference to gay sex) One whose lays splayed out on his back and doesnt move during the entire act. Think visual representation

That XXXX is such a starfish.

by atlken77 December 23, 2007

Awkward starfish

1) A situation where it does not hit you right away. Once it is realized, the person then angrily (or amusingly) smacks the other person in the face with their palm, hence an awkward starfish.

2) An excuse to jokingly slap the other person

Person A: Firing a rifle hurts my finger..
Person B: LOL
Person A: ............
Person A: AWKWARD STARFISH *slap*

by evilgoo May 28, 2009

Chocolate Starfish Collar

The act (sexual) where a person or animal rubs their naked anus on the back of the other persons neck.

She had massive hooters, but I could only come when she gave me the Chocolate Starfish Collar.

by DavoBull November 8, 2009