Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.

I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...

by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010

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santa rosa high

The school that is know for artquest, and not for sports. Theres tons of bi ppl, all of them being girls. We have hella posers. All the preps wear too much fucking orange and black, and we suck at football. Honestly why do we even try. Artquest is the only good thing about the school and like the outside and location.

Kendall: "I'm such an artquet kid"
Meredith: "shut up. Your not i am"
Maggie: "I love mexicans."
Ben: "Wanna hear me play my accordian?"
Random ppl: Those are artquest ppl right there. Weirdos.
Random person 2: Dude their not even wearing orange and black and its friday!!!
Bella and Issy: Shut up. That's a horrible color combantion. Retards...
Prep: I love Santa Rosa High...

by Izze November 6, 2007

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Santa

The biggest perv in the world.

"He's gonna find out
who's naughty or nice...

"He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake...

Santa Claus is comin'
Santa Claus is comin'
Santa Claus is comin'
To town."

"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus...
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night."

"Who 'comes' around on a special night?
Santa 'comes' around on a special night...

Who very soon will 'come' our way?
Santa very soon will 'come' our way..."

"Here 'comes' Santa Claus!
Here 'comes' Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane!...

Hang your stockings...
'Cause Santa Claus 'comes' tonight...

Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
What a beautiful sight.
Jump in bed, cover up your head,
'Cause Santa Claus 'comes' tonight."

by Sid Barrett October 2, 2007

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Drew Stanton

1. Michigan State University football team quarterback.
2. Hottest quarterback in the nation.
3. Hottest (basket) in a college football uniform

Drew Stanton is hot! Drew Stanton's basket is huge!

by SpartanHomo February 27, 2005

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Santa Barbara

A remote fishing village of 140,000, with an exclusive, nouveau-riche mentality reeking of entitlement. It is a simultaneously right & left wing post Judeo-Christian enclave where parades range from Historic to the Absurd. It was a center of Chumash Indian Culture. Ronald Reagan later gleefully told his wife, 'Those oil rigs out there look just like Christmas Trees to me, Nancy!' Most of the real-estate purchased just a few decades ago for mere tens of thousands now sell for over a million dollars. After the housing bubble hit the beach, people held on due to its prime location on a Pacific Coast & resultant climate, in spite of the cost of property taxes & rents. It is also home to about five major colleges, students & staff. Its major import is Tourism.

The dichotomy: Severely handicapped, mentally ill, parolees & homeless visit & often remain there because of the weather & the fact they sometimes get disability checks; medication or have doctor's appointments in the area & therefore also call it 'home'. Like other cities across the country there is a mission (not the pretty one on the hill) & a few help outreaches but almost no affordable housing. The Section-8 Housing list, although not perpetually closed like other major nearby cities such as LA & San Francisco; is reputedly seven-thousand miles long, (each year representing a thousand miles to be walked) with most applicants dying before they reach the top.

We're from Lompoc, but when you walk down the street in Santa Barbara, kids, —don't talk to anyone, so they'll think we're Locals or foreign tourists. And if anyone asks, say you were born here.

by ZeroG September 12, 2012

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