Spitting Squish

When a person a person says something that makes no sense.

Person 1: "Did you know I'm dating Michael Jackson?"
Person 2: "Dude stop Spitting Squish"

by LiterallyBritish May 28, 2023

squish

making mad money

when they’re doing nish, you’re making squish

by squishmachine123 January 8, 2022

squish-ue

The squishy state of a tissue after wiping or blowing a young child's nose.

That squish-ue was so gross!!

by candlegirl May 20, 2022

squish pit

a squish pit is another word for a vagina.

aw man! you got sand in your squish pit!

by wagabaga20003 April 13, 2023

Squished Mitten

When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.

Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!

by Notthatguypal January 21, 2023

squish

a platonic crush

used in the aro/ace community bc them weirdos cant have crushes (im aroace)

"i have a crush but its platonic ygm?"
"yeah bro thats called a squish"

by fushentuvaminkle June 7, 2022

Squish

A Squish is a crush you cant stop thinking about, the "apple of your eye", the hottest person in your orbit.. Squish can be men or women. My Squish is always going to be hotter than your Squish.. Thats just the way it works.

Goodnight Squish XOXO

by Pbbfftt March 7, 2021