Butternut squash

A sexual act where penis is inserted into her vagina while simultaneously inserting your nut sack into her butthole

“My girlfriend went vegetarian so instead of giving her meat, I gave her the butternut squash”

“Bro my girl loves this new thing called the butternut squash!”

“Girl you need to eat more vegetables! Have you ever tried the butternut squash?”

by SkinnyMJ August 13, 2019

Squishmallow

A soft friend for people who either have anger issues or have a hard life.

Dude yesterday I got a squishmallow!
Why to punch it or to cry on it?

by anonymous April 10, 2021

Squist

The combined action of squishing and twisting an object.

Instead of slicing up the mangoes as the recipe called for, John squisted them.

by blueflareeyes January 26, 2016

Squishy Mustache

Society of Qualified Unprofessional Individuals Seeking to Help You Muster Up Stamina to Acquire Cuddly Hugs Earth-wide.

Are you a representative of squishy mustache, bro?

by thunderbash June 27, 2011

Squishmallows

Squishmallows are a cult, they are always trying to get you to "join the squad". once you buy one more and more will arrive at your house and you don't remember buying them. You may think they are cute but once you hear their theme song you will be scarred forever. you will show it to your friends and they will show it to theirs. it never ends.

youtube: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!"

your brain for the next month: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!!!"

your amazon shopping cart: "purchasing 7 squishmallows!"

by pieceofchewedgumonthewall April 26, 2021

squishhorse

A sand sculpture of a seahorse that has been squished. Normally created by a Mark.

"Oh, looky there! It's a squishhorse!"

by LlamaHead August 6, 2006

squishy snail

When a man presses his limp penis and testicles against a glass shower door.

Chris was in the shower as we were getting ready to go out to dinner and thought he needed to show me his squishy snail.

by Spidermonkey317 December 17, 2016