squirtastic

A person so hot, they make any other person of either gender instantaniously squirt

Bitch was squirtastic like whoa!

by haimo February 12, 2008

Squirt Plug

When you take a small terd that is followed by explosive diareaha

Hey Roy i just had a squirt plug come out and shit all over the toilet bowl

by DJ SQUITTLES June 15, 2009

Squirtle Squirt

A phrase you say when on the brink of a squirting orgasm.

"So I was banging this one bitch, banging her so good, that when she was about to squirt she yelled "SQUIRTLE SQUIRT!" Shit took me by surprise bro."

by devindeannadretimrachaelbrooke January 14, 2015

squinj

something so horrible it can not be expressed in real words, only as "Squinj"

What the squinj was that? Sounded like a squinjing T-Rex eating a baby... Squinj!

by HomerSexual February 5, 2008

Squirt squirt September

Squirt squirt September is a month we’re typically like destroy d December but except it’s for girls and the first day 1 squirt 2nd day 2 squirts 3rd day 3 squirts and so on so fourth

Boy Hey girl I just got finished with destroy d December. girl nope it’s all about squirt squirt September

by Cheeseman gaming December 3, 2018

mud squirt

The act of projecting a mixture of shit and cum from the anus after a man has ejaculated during anal sex

Poor guy, he contracted a really bad eye infection after he got her mud squirt square in the eye

by BristolRob June 18, 2007

Squirt

The female act of gushing a clear, odorless liquid out of their pussy's when reaching orgasm. Often accomplished by some serious clit stimulation, or G-Spot stimulation.

*Girls who can do this are god.

"I was eating her pussy and sucking on her clit she squited all over my face"

"Dude, last night I bent Jill over the kitchen table, and she squirted all over my cock"

by Chelby June 22, 2007