spooning 

putting a spoon in someones pocket while they are not looking. if the victom doesnt catch you, you have successfully spooned the person. if the victom does catch you, you loose you spoon.

spooner:*puts spoon in victom pocket*
victom:*doesnt notice*
random kid: dude uve just been spooned
victom: shit
SUCCESSFUL SPOONING!!!
spooner: *puts spoon in victoms pocket*
victom: *turns around and grabs spoon*
spooner: damnit
UNSUCCESSFUL SPOONING!! SRY

spooning by computerfreak May 28, 2007

spooning 

Penis is against ass..and you lay like spoons in a box yo.

Some fag used to yell "WANNA SPOON?" to me all the time at recess. Goodbye. Im not spooning!

spooning by Mecca January 10, 2006

sporking 

just like spooning. the only difference is that the male subject is behind the female subject and the couple are engaged in sexual intercourse.

I was sporking last night

sporking by scozz1 April 29, 2009

Sporking 

When you start off cuddling and spooning and end up having sex

Tina asked to be spooned but when Bill got a hard on, they ended up sporking instead.

Sporking by FtMyersArtist August 8, 2009

sporking 

the act of inserting combination fork/spoons (sprongs upright) into lawn of any form. When applied with much skill and large supplies of sporks, can be made very effective and is much loved by its victims.

Spork Agent 99: we are equipped with 2000 sporks and are ready for some serious sporking action.

sporking by laura aka spork agent 99 November 10, 2005

Spooning 

The act of one person shoving a spoon up the other person's arse. This is preferable to a similar practice called forking.

Uncle Pete was only in prison one day before he had a good spooning.

Spooning by Ike&Tina October 20, 2009

Spoobing 

To spoob

"I need a verb." "Spoobing!!"

Spoobing by The Man February 26, 2004