Splatoey

To fall on the ground and ultimately die.

Once the man jumped, he went splatoey on the ground.

by Breadyboi July 13, 2019

splatter bomb

when a man defecates in his hand, mid sex, then smashes his hand full of shit into the girls face causing a splatter of fecal matter all over the room.

yeah man i gave your mom a splatter bomb last night and watched her clean it up

by footlongdick March 10, 2022

Splatshitpiss

When you piss a chunk of jizz, then poop a massive, sticky, smelly piece of poo. (Sometime this poo catches on to your booty hair.) It sticks to the toilet and your mom will scream in terror of this monstrous being.

Mom: Hey son, why is there a muddy rock in our toilet? And why is it so smel- OH MY GOD!

Son: mom it is a splatshitpiss

by Prirndurbebd April 7, 2022

Splatoonsexual

Joke/Fake sexuality

A person who is romantically/sexually attracted to characters from the Splatoon franchise or original characters from the Splatoon universe.

Person 1: i think the Squid Sisters are kinda hot, i bought all their merch, i even took out a loan.

Person 2: Dude you're either Splatoonsexual or just weird

by NotLucaTheGhost April 21, 2022

Splatterchatting

The act of masturbating during a call

they where splatterchatting all night

by JDA2910 August 14, 2022

Splatingus

(spla-ting-ous)

(A horse) that cannot griddy-up.

"omg that horse looks sick, and its fallen and cannot splatingus."

by val!!<3 March 3, 2023

splat dualies main

A basic bitch who wants to be cool so they play splat dualies purely for the attempt of adding a coolness factor by going akimbo

I’m a splat dualies main
You’re not cool dude let it go

by Some girl741 June 8, 2023