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cookie-cutter speech

A cookie-cutter speech, is a generic speech that is not original, is generic, boring, lack of content (and sometimes of meaning) and the worst part it is not so convincing and motivational.
This generic speech usually does not cite any source but everyone known that this speech is not original.

Sometimes, a cookie-cutter speech is able to "freeze the time", converting a simple 5 minutes speech in a tedious whole hours speech.

A cookie-cutter speech is used when :
-A speaker need a rushed speech.
-The speaker does not care about the speech and just want the work done.
-The speaker does not have imagination and he want to try a "proved formula", usually copied from a Human Resource book.
-Is repetitive and tedious, most of the times used by the Head of a University speaking to the new students.
-Over abusing of a renowned speech.
Politician style:
-Vote for me and ____ (insert promise that everyone know that will be unfulfilled) is a cookie-cutter speech.
-I have a dream _____ (imitating Martin Luther King) is another is a cookie-cutter speech.

A beauty contest:
-What do you want for the future.
-I want world peace and feeding the starving African children is a clichéd is a cookie-cutter speech.
by Magallanes July 11, 2010
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Speech

Describing a middle aged white guy who lives in Wisconsin who names his dog after his favorite football team. He gets on various chat rooms, blows them up with funny/ hysterical jabs with friends. He tends to play games for fun, kicks ass, takes names, makes videos and posts pictures of his pets all day. He says Fuck a lot of your into that kind of thing.
I jumped on the chat room and Speech had 1000 messages in less than 4 hours.
by Talonsgrip December 17, 2018
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A class kids go to, considered a form of therapy, in which they learn how to speak better.
Sophia likes to wear a set to speech.
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SPEARCHUCKER

of african descent, dark colored people with ashy knees and elbows sometimes with powdered white lips.
coomie yelled hey a.d.d. i didnt know spearchuckers were allowed to run free on beaches, and a.d.d. said yea ever since americans realized they can make more munny offthem plaing sports tahn picking cotton!
by MARKKY KNIGHT March 17, 2008
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spearchucker

A racial epithet refering to someone
(usually a male) of colour. In the hierarchy of epithets....not as bad as it gets.
Quick, pass the ball to Spearchucker.
Man....Spearchucker sounds good!
by Obatala September 12, 2003
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speicher curve

1.) A label given to female troops stationed at Camp Speicher Iraq. These girls, whom would be ugly as sin back in the states, are graded on a curve called the "Speicher Curve".
2.) Female soldiers located at Camp Speicher who are basically one plane ride away from being ugly again. (reffering to the redeployment plane ride back to the states)
"Hey SGT, why the hell did you fuck that ugly ass air force chick?"

"She was ugly SPC, but I graded her on the Speicher Curve simply because her tits were huge in her PT shirt"

"yeah, she did have some huge sweater cows"
by mbs17686 December 31, 2008
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superchink

The epitome of chinkiness. The chink that outshines other chinks. He has eyes that other chinks find squinty. He is the chink that other chinks go to to seek help in math. He can cut his wrist over a computer science test, and his blood will pool to make code.
Dude, that guy just aced his math test in less than a minute without opening his eyes. What a superchink.
by Superchink October 3, 2003
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