Canadian Snorkel

the act of using a crazy straw to enable going down on a woman deeply for an extended period of time.

Dave went down on Becky for so long, he had to bust out a Canadian Snorkel. She wants to marry him now.

by Gamilon April 16, 2010

Snorkel Dwarf

A Snorkel Dwarf is the act of inhaling gastric air from the partners asshole using a snorkel, can be done underwater also. this is not gender biased, mask not included. A kiss after for real romantics is an option.

"Hey baby I'm about to fart wrap those lips around my tube. pffft! ya my little snorkel dwarf! come kiss me, i like my own brand.

by Shroby September 8, 2006

snorkeling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."

Congressman Massa was a snorkeling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the snorkeling teabaggers protest new taxes on FOX news even though the signs were unrelated to the protest.

by FoxNewsFred March 22, 2010

Wisconsin snorkel

When a man drops his testicles into his partner's eye sockets while flopping his penis into her mouth, making it be like a pair of goggles and a snorkel.

My best friend just gave his girlfriend the Wisconsin snorkel.

by Pete Jones III March 14, 2009

San Angelo Snorkel

while receiving a blowjob, you submerge the head of the woman in a bathtub, causing her to suck for air as you cram your junk down her gasping throat. making her suck on your johnson for air.

I gave my girl a San Angelo Snorkel in the hotel bathroom.

by matrixmayne767687 February 15, 2008

Snorkeling

(verb) The act of placing the scrotum into your oral orafice while simultaniously stroking the shaft attached to said scrotum.

I've got this thing for chicks who do good snorkeling. That last girlfriend of mine was a snorkeling queen!

by Jesus Martinez De Luis March 11, 2010

Snorkel

When a person faces the inner part of a man's thighs and takes both testicles into the mouth, with the erect penis standing adjacent to the person's face so as to create the illusion of a snorkel.

Dave: Yo did you snorkel John from marketing?
Lisa: Hell yeah I did SON. SNORKELED SO HARD I THOUGHT I WAS TEN FEET UNDER
John from marketing: word

by johnfrommarketing July 22, 2012