sweeping the lettuce

The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.

Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.

by The turdburgalar November 20, 2020

Seeping Creeper

The act of passing wind that capitulates into a hot gaseous ball with subtlety to only seep from confinement as the restriction on containment (tight pants) eases.

It was an awkward moment when Jenny realized the creation of a Seeping Creeper would soon escape its confines to unwillingly gas her date.

by Lunchbox365 January 19, 2023

Vagina seeking missile

A term referring to a mans penis. Mostly used from a mans point of view.

Tonight I'm firing my "Vagina seeking missile" at her!

by AskACapperDOTcom May 3, 2011

Meat Seeking Pissile

A mans penis

I had such a rage on that it was like a meat seeking pissile

by Captain Footrot February 28, 2013

foot sweeping

Sweeping the hardwood floor with your drunken bare foot.

"What are you foot sweeping over there Frank?" "You know it."

by clooneyclone June 9, 2015

taint sweeping

Cleaning a woman’s taint with your mustache while giving her oral.

My girl needs a good taint sweeping when we get home.

by Wheresmydad23 January 19, 2023

Siberian Monk Sleeving

1) The act of holding both hands inside the cuff of the opposite sleeve at once.
2) Usually performed by girls who are cold, it helps trap heat.
3) Similar to shirt tenting, or pulling your legs up inside your shirt.

Rosey: "I got soo cold today I was Siberian monk sleeving all day!"

Jeremiah: "Is the heater at your work broken?"

by DarkJer November 6, 2011