Skylar

The art of procrastinating so badly that you have to ask your friend for pre-calculus homework at 6:00am on a Tuesday morning.

He pulled a Skylar on Dillon

by muddywokie4 December 22, 2017

Skylar'd

to get head stumped by a parent, then proceeding to call the police on them. When police leave, you realize how fucking stupid you are, and now your dad has you by the balls.

to get raped by father after calling police on him. then proceeding to give him blow jobs as an apology.

Dude 1: Dylan go skylar'd in grade 10 by some fisherman.

Dude 2: yah, i've heard. i also heard they mixed their cum after wards, and created some weird incest potion which they drank.

Dylans brother: yah i was totally under the sheets too touching myself. it was sooo fun. i'm gay btw.

by didntuseyourrealnamebitch July 18, 2010

skylar

A fat lesbian with little to no friends. The worst person you'll ever meet. DO NOT BE HER FRIEND!!!!!!

everyone hates skylar !

by skylarsucks June 2, 2017

Skylared

Bringing up an inside joke so much that it loses it’s meaning and/or is no longer funny for the rest of the friend group.

“That used to be funny but he really Skylared it.”

by jorts88 January 15, 2022

Skylared

Talking about or making fun of a person for and inside joke so much that it is no longer funny for the rest of the friend group.

Man 1: *uses inside joke*
Man 2: “Stop saying that it isn’t funny you Skylared it so bad”

by jorts88 January 15, 2022

Skylar Gannoned

The act of doing that great benefits ones self for a short period of time while greatly damaging the existence of others.

Boy 1: I just... he... well he just completely Skylar Gannoned me...
Friend 1: I know man... shit happens all the time

by Joesph Stalin Jr. December 9, 2013

Skylar

A ugly lame kid who thinks she is cool but she isnt, she loves wolves especially Brian Wolfe, Also Lesbian, SO basically she is lesbian who likes guys too.

Oh wow, look at that Skylar over there... She is getting it on with that Wolfe.

by Brandin Bucklew November 3, 2016