shmold

the act of being really smooth, bold, and fresh aka being like travis and gwen.

Those baristas at Starbucks were really shmoldy. especially the one with pretty eyes!

by Eggnog Shmoldy April 15, 2008

shmoop a poop

to take a long, drawn out dump while on the clock at work in order to kill time and relax.

Rick: that motherfucker Corey has been in the back for 30 minutes what's he doin?

Kslice: Cee-lowe dun shmoop a poop

by thunderthievez July 5, 2009

Shmooglick

Noun; A woman that is grumpy, mean to her boyfriend and believes on cheating on him frequently. Shmoogs are happy when shopping, eating Texas cheese fries and Nachos. Shmoogs often release a funk while sleeping. If able to take care of a Shmoog in a relationship you are a stud!!

Yeah im dating a shmooglick

by Ricky Davidson February 5, 2010

Shmooney

this is the mid-phase in the 3 phases of penile erection. this mid-phase is the most cumbersome, as it sticks straight out and then the person has to play the "tucking" game.

Phase 1-there is the penis, just hanging there without a problem in the world
Phase 2-we have hit the shmooney stage where we are at mid-boner
Phase 3-full out boner, "now lets do the sex" ~ Schfifty Five Video

"ok guys, this shmooney is getting to be quite cumbersome!". "But let me tell you Janice (as he, the man, turns his attention to the woman in the group) your breasts are turning me on"

by Tyler Mueller May 20, 2010

Shmoogle

Shmoogle is an alternate word for Cigarette, or smoke...

1. Do you want a shmoogle?

2. Hey, Do you want to come out and shmoogle?

by thenigel May 13, 2008

Shmoop

An exageration of the word "meep".

"Oh shmoop, I missed again!"

by ChibiNekoMimi April 30, 2006

Shmooler

Adverb;
A light version of 'being in deep s**t'

Person 1:'Man, my boss caught me faking ill'
Person 2:'Dude, you're really in the shmooler'

by Shmooler123 March 10, 2009