An individual whose sexuality is defined, not by another person's sex or gender; but by the other person's inclination and ability to simp/cater towards the simpsexual individual's unique personality, traits, and desires.
Not to be confused with bisexual, pansexual, or demisexual. A simpsexual's own sexuality is determined per se, on the basis of being catered to, platonically; as the primary point of interest, to pursue a relationship.
The counterpart to a simpsexual individual, is a simp individual. Similar to how the counterpart to a narcissistic individual (simpsexual) would be an empathic individual (simp).
Not to be confused with bisexual, pansexual, or demisexual. A simpsexual's own sexuality is determined per se, on the basis of being catered to, platonically; as the primary point of interest, to pursue a relationship.
The counterpart to a simpsexual individual, is a simp individual. Similar to how the counterpart to a narcissistic individual (simpsexual) would be an empathic individual (simp).
Santiago: "You are not the problem, Marissa. Mylo is just a very self-absorbed guy! He is a narcissist; a simpsexual. If you want his attention, you are going to have to pander to his needs more; engage within those intricate topics which he's passionate about. I know this, because I am a simpsexual myself!"
Marissa: "Oh wow! How is that fair? As a simpsexual yourself, isn't that considered a one-sided relationship?"
Santiago: "Perhaps, in your case; if you're not compatible with Mylo's unique interests! It's really not a one-sided relationship, but a compatibility issue. He's just flipping the heteronormative script. Men generally simp for women; all the time! What about a man's needs? Much like myself; Mylo simply knows better. It's going to take a real empath, to engage men like us into a relationship. That way, things won't be one-sided, but intrinsically mutual! He's just a guy who knows what he wants."
Marissa: "Oh! Okay, I get it now. That does make sense. I suppose me and Mylo would not be a good fit then; based on all of our differing interests. Maybe I'm also a simpsexual, too!! I sure do like it when men cater to me."
Santiago: "Maybe you are simpsexual—I'd say, there's a good chance you are. In which case, what you really need; is a simp. Mylo is no simp! And neither am I, Marissa. The three of us should all get together, and go simp-hunting!"
Marissa: "Good idea! Let's give Mylo a call then, to embrace not only our differences, but also; our simpsexuality."
Marissa: "Oh wow! How is that fair? As a simpsexual yourself, isn't that considered a one-sided relationship?"
Santiago: "Perhaps, in your case; if you're not compatible with Mylo's unique interests! It's really not a one-sided relationship, but a compatibility issue. He's just flipping the heteronormative script. Men generally simp for women; all the time! What about a man's needs? Much like myself; Mylo simply knows better. It's going to take a real empath, to engage men like us into a relationship. That way, things won't be one-sided, but intrinsically mutual! He's just a guy who knows what he wants."
Marissa: "Oh! Okay, I get it now. That does make sense. I suppose me and Mylo would not be a good fit then; based on all of our differing interests. Maybe I'm also a simpsexual, too!! I sure do like it when men cater to me."
Santiago: "Maybe you are simpsexual—I'd say, there's a good chance you are. In which case, what you really need; is a simp. Mylo is no simp! And neither am I, Marissa. The three of us should all get together, and go simp-hunting!"
Marissa: "Good idea! Let's give Mylo a call then, to embrace not only our differences, but also; our simpsexuality."
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sendsexualism noun | /sɛndˈsɛkʃuəlɪzəm/ A sexual orientation where the thrill of erotic fulfillment comes exclusively from the act of sending money to a dominant partner—be it a findom goddess, e-boy tyrant, or AI overlord. It’s not about the nudes or the dirty talk; it’s the dopamine hit from watching your Venmo balance plummet with every “send” button tap. Subs often describe it as “orgasms via overdraft fees,” and yeah, therapy’s optional but bankruptcy counseling isn’t. Coined in late 2025 by forward-thinking kink theorists tired of vague “paypig” labels—now it’s a full-on -ism, baby.
Example: “After three $200 tributes to his online domme, Jake finally edged over the line from vanilla masochist to full-blown sendsexualist. His wallet’s in therapy now.”
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Straight? Lesbian? Bi? No, she's toxic demisexual. Yeah, she only dates people she can get something out of.
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