Schleg

A schleg is a pretty foxy girl, who chooses ho's before bro's.

friends before mens..
sisters before misters..

like the spice girls..only better.

Oh man, that Girl I like is such a schleg.

by zors November 27, 2010

Schlecked

Verb;

To be completely and utterly destroyed by two long-faced Luxembourgers.

While riding the Ventoux, we got Schlecked.

I got Schlecked!

I didn't get hosed, I got Schlecked.

During our bike race, two brothers came along and Schlecked us!

by Btown_Cutters July 25, 2009

Schlegel

adj. to be such a n00b, that it begins to effect your daily, non video game life.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
1. Seemingly permanent beer goggles
2. Inability to hear what is being said around you
3. Need of a controlling entity in ones life

Upong getting destroyed in a game of CS:
Ray: Dude, the girl at that table is so hot!
Derek: What are you talking about? That's not hot, in fact I think I now have cancer because of her ugliness.
Ray: You don't know what your talking about. I'm gonna go talk to her. (walks away)
Adam: Jeez, he really can't see anything. What a schlegel.

by Adam Rasner September 14, 2006

Schlep

To barely sleep / lightly sleep. (Schlept, Aschleep)

Tom was so damn stressed out about his exam, he schlept that night and could barely keep his eyes open the next day.

by i<3buttsecks223 February 19, 2015

schlemiel

v. to take part in a scandalous plan that makes somebody's life a little harder.

'I schlemieled Travis into eating an entire bag of apricots.'

by Katherine September 18, 2003

schulerize

to hap-hazardly remove valuable information

Wow...he sure did schulerize that server!

by SIC Jackass May 13, 2008

Schleep

Same thing as saying "I'm dead"when someone says or does something funny but instead you say "I'm Schleep". You could also say it when someone does something insanely fucking stupid.

#1 *Faceplants*
#2 *Falls over laughing*😂 I'm Schleep

by Silkk31 August 11, 2017