schmucko

a person who is in the way through excessive inattention.

That schmucko drives too slowly in the fast lane.

by Pyrate July 16, 2008

Schlock

A mobile peice of crap, armed with 2 plasma cannons. Lovable and violent. Hangs out with Tagon's Toughs.

Tagon: Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.
Schlock: And your point is...
Tagon: Let's broaden the definition of "necessary".

by Forderz June 3, 2008

Schnuckle

When a cat or dog shove their noses in another cat or dogs anus to identify or to enjoy the awesome scent.

"Dude, did you see that dog at the park today? He was totally schnuckling that poodle!" "Yeah, that same dog done it my cat. He loves to Schnuckle"

by Cris gizzy July 29, 2014

schmuck

A term used to describe someone who is acting dumber than they are; not necessary derogative term, but when used in the right context it can convey the frustration that one is having during the communication process.

Stop being such a schmuck and listen to me ya dumb!

by erieee December 21, 2009

Schmuck

This definition of a Schmuck is Brodie aka the Schmuck circle leader

Brodie is a schmuck

by Schmuck gang September 10, 2019

Schlacking

to take any opportunity (or create one) to complain about your life in the most annoying way as possible in order to get sympathy and recognition for miniscule accomplishments.

Boy: Hey, can I borrow your math notes?
Girl: Yes, but my great uncle-in-law died today and I'm not sure if I'm going to be ok or not, because I tried to call my friend and tell him about my great uncle-in-law and he wouldn't pick up his phone even though I called him 8 times and left messages and sent him like 20 texts.
Boy: Damn, stop schlacking off, I just needed to study for the quiz.

by Ashtyn84 March 6, 2008

Schmucky McSchmuck

a dumbass cracka who acts all entitled and shit.

Schmucky McSchmuck walked in 10 minutes after the reception was over and demanded the half eaten cheese rind.

by heart ass December 3, 2004