schrump

A strange mass of varying textures that is found on freshly cut lawn. It is a substance that can only be explained as alien poo.

I just mowed the lawn, put away the mower and when i returned i noticed schrump. I looked around, no culprit could be found. So I knew! Yes, I knew it was schrump.

by Gav Bond June 13, 2008

Schlumbego

Any article of clothing that creates clear weather when worn.

"Hey, did you bring your schlumbego on this camping trip? I really don't want any rain."

by Dakota Heinle and Cody Pahr February 14, 2009

schumitsh

one with hobet feet often square toes and odd looking ears often the smoker of the group

That kid is always being a schumitsh

by makylovey June 11, 2009

Schnumm

A non smoker 2nd time round and has to succeed or will inherit stumps for hands

If megan starts smoking again after quitting I will cut off her fingers and leave her with two stumps. There for she will become a Schnumm

by L4u3N June 10, 2011

schlumpfe

The act of eating blue candy that turns your tongue blue and then proceeding to fellate a guy, thus turning his member blue.
Stems from the German word for smurf.

Bro I was at this Halloween party and Tabitha totally schlumpfed me in the poolhouse

by Robert Rigby March 12, 2016

Schlumpkin

While you are squatting in the shower your significant other is giving you a blowjob while you are taking a shit.

My wife gave me the Schlumpkin and I didn't even step on my poo.

by Nothingbutstank September 24, 2016

schrumpter

A real dick head friend or coworker

Rob's a real schrumpter

by Leonator134 April 21, 2017