Scat Palmer

When you poop in your hand then jerk off with it.

I ran out of lube so I gave myself a scat palmer

by clashclashclash February 23, 2017

scat-katin

As one so innocently stoned receives the pipe and begins talking to the group, he slows down the process of getting high. His talking and stopping of the smoking module creates a diversion to get the group talking. This process is known as scat-katin.

Man 1: man I was so close to pulling an angry dragon on this MILF when all of a sudden I...
Man 2: woah woah woah man you're scat-katin man dont slow the process.

by Mr. Bubbly December 17, 2009

Scat 2.0

Its like shit but the next level

Slang term for "taking it to the next level"
Also Slang term for "This is cool"

Steve: "Hey, man. I got this new game I've been wanting, and it's so Scat 2.0"
Gus: "Woah, that is some Scat 2.0 right there, my man!"
Elijah "I got laid last night, and it's Scat 2.0"

by MuffDiver666 July 9, 2018

Scat zoot

A joint made by scraping your grinder and using little tiny bits of weed you have left

I smoked all my weed, time for a scat zoot

by dr12 January 19, 2018

Scat jack

To pleasure oneself using a syncopated and improvised rhythm to delight and surprise one's penis.

I scat jacked last night and sounded like Bobby McFerrin when I came.

by Enginerd8 August 3, 2015

scat head

To have shit for brains

Dion was a scat head

by onedrome February 15, 2012

Scat (scattered)

That state you are in the day after doing a fuckload of drugs.

I'm tripping over nothing, I don't know what i want to eat and my sentences aren't coherent - i'm fucking scat bro

"How much did we take last night? My brain is scat (scattered)"

by Keegyn March 7, 2017