wet slapper

WHEN YOU BUST A NUT ON A GIRLS FACE AND THEN YOU DICK SLAP THE WHORE

I wet slapper martha g from lompoc high school becasue she wouldnt show her tities in public.

by jiffylube to the maxxx May 22, 2009

cock snapper

A girl who is so hot that she induces an erection of such magnitude that one's cock is snapped by his jeans.

phwoar, she's a cock snapper

by Burst Jeans November 22, 2011

clean snapper

The wonderful look and feel of a shaved pussy

I love eating and banging a clean snapper

by bulk May 17, 2006

rusty scupper

The act of of putting a fish up your ass for sexual gratification.

My friend an EMT told me about this guy they found with a frozen salmon up his ass. They had to take him to the hospital to get it removed. They call that move the rusty scupper!

by Little Smokey October 21, 2007

Horse slapper

Male that deliberately seeks out the ugliest woman at a bar for sex.

Craig-" Damn... Joe sure got drunk tonight. I saw him leave the bar tonight with with a heinous lookin' bitch.
Mark-" What a horse slapper!"
Craig-" Whooooooooaaaaahhh Nelly!!!!!

by Juan Nutt March 17, 2011

Snapperpussy

1. An ugly girl who is with a good looking guy.

2. A very tight vagina that creates a vaccum like effect or a man's penis when having sex that it feels as if it has been trapped and locks on.

1. Is he blind? Why is he with that snapperpussy?

2. You have never been with a girl like me... my snapperpussy is gonna blow your mind.

by NastyTasha November 6, 2009

Alabama Crab Slapper

The act of holding a girl from behind like a wheelbarrow, you then insert your penis and start slapping her ass so she goes around the room like a wheelbarrow race.

Chanda-My arms are tired from last night.
Myna-Why?
Chanda-My bf performed the Alabama Crab Slapper on me all night.
Myna-Oh I love that!

by The Scarecrow December 15, 2007