scootllution

The encumbering of the natural environment with scooter trash, abandoned scooters in walkways, streets, not where they belong.

The landscape has been blighted with scootllution.

by Mark Haxty September 29, 2021

Scooting the bucket

When your husband makes you do his chores

He was scooting the bucket this morning when he forgot to take out the garbage.

by M.Noodle December 30, 2021

Scooter Kid

Always at fault.

“Did you hear about the scooter kid that was ran over by a suspect fleeing a bank robbery at high speed on a skateboard?”

“Yes, I did. It was his clearly the scooter kid’s fault.”

by Wardaddy Kang February 15, 2022

mut scoot

When your dog drags his ass across your carpet.

Look at Marty doing the mut scoot across the living room.

by Abbie W June 11, 2006

war scootch

a soldiers overseas girlfriend

"mika is my war scootch"

by mika.chan January 25, 2008

Tooth Scoot

When giving a blow job, the female moves her teeth back and forth along the man's shaft, "scooting" them along.

I didn't think I'd enjoy it, but when Tracy gave me the Tooth Scoot, I jizzed right then and there!

by Scooter Pooter! January 12, 2010

boot-scoot boogie

when a dog drags its butt on the carpet to itch it or to dislodge somthing from it.

After Fido ate that peice of dental floss, he did the boot-scoot boogie on the carpet and left a discusting shit-stain.

by evinrude115 October 20, 2010