Babybatter spread

When you have reach an erection and have rubbed to hard and a slow white paste has left the tip of the penis and have to spread your dingdong across a flat object.

Yo bro I had to do a babybatter spread last night

On a towel tho right

Nah Jessica's stomach

by 2t0y2le1r February 7, 2021

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spread the ugly

The act of cursing someone out in a loud manner so that others not involved can hear.

Julie to Kevin: You tool!!!
Kevin to Julie: Go screw yourself!!!

Bystander: wow, those two sure know how to spread the ugly

by Benzoic May 23, 2010

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spread the mayonaise

Jerking it

I spread the mayonaise on you're mom last night

by Slynxyz September 14, 2016

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Chocolate spread

Where you smear chocolate all over your dick and put it in a girls arse and she shits on you dick then she puts your cock inbetween two bits ago bread making it a chocolate spread sandwich

Yo bob see that girl over there , well we preformed the chocolate spread last night

by Borris fat chode November 5, 2020

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stimmy spread

When you obtain your stimulus money and purchase food that one would not normally eat.

Keoki got his money and laid out a “stimmy spread” fit for a king...

by Geo fence March 18, 2021

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Chestnut spread

Placing premature ejaculation on the chest of an individual performing fellatio on you in a Christmas themed environment

I was so excited when the Mariah Carey Christmas song came on, while standing under the mistletoe, I lasted only a couple of seconds before giving my partner an untimely chestnut spread thus ruining her already ugly Christmas sweater.

by Crockoli4 November 30, 2017

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