anal-retarded

when one's ass becomes so numb they can't feel it from sitting for such a long time (such as in a chair)

After being in my seat for two hours during the math final, I was anal-retarded by the time I was done with my exam.

by Daniel867 May 8, 2008

Lyrically Retarded

New generation rap music.

lil pump ,lil yachty ,lil uzi vert are Lyrically Retarded

by evabmac October 6, 2017

Retarded

going back to a German restaurant the day after you recover from symptoms of food poisoning said German restaurant gave you.

Leo is retarded. He is going back for more punishment.

by fuzee420bunny February 24, 2015

retardedly

adjective, to describe something amazing or mind-boggling.

Trevor is retardedly good at bmx freestyle.

The Leafs are playing retardedly bad this season.

by J-kizzle August 23, 2008

ur retarded

A really idiotic comeback often used by stupid people who have nothing else to say.

<me> no.. your plan is worse
<them> but ur retarded!!!!

by Kelly March 7, 2004

sexually retarded

One who is useless/bad in bed.

"I went home with some guy/girl last night. He/she was so brutal in bed, he/she was sexually retarded, I had to finish myself off!"

by Adunning February 2, 2008

Retarded Horse

A two legged retarded animal.

A chicken-like animal but retarded. Retarded horse that is it.

by Retarded Horse Lover January 1, 2012