penis rash

when you penis becomes purple like thanos

that man has a penis rash

by Elijah Rodriguez February 05, 2019

Facebook Rash

(noun)

Someone who follows you around on Facebook, and comments of everything you do.

Person: Oh my god, that stalker keeps liking all my new photos! I should never have added him. He's such a Facebook Rash.

Term first introduced by The Oatmeal.

by lrx_stra December 09, 2015

Stash Rash

A rash obtained by two men with mustaches aggressively making out.

Pete and Lucas both got stash rash after class.

by 500ToothDinasar March 02, 2023

poop rash

Term for that little bit of poop stuck at the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush down a big one. Usually looks like a streak or a little blemish at the bottom. If you leave one on a friend's toilet you either leave and hope no one notices or feel really guilty about it and try to brush it up.

"Daddy, I pooped at Jodie's house and left a poop rash on the toilet"

by cyberpunk42 April 23, 2018

Slash rash

When ur but plug stretches ur ass wayyyyyyy toooooo much and it makes u uncontrollably shit and poopoo urself

Bro I was trying to squat but I have slash rash and I shit myself half way through my leg day omfg

by April 28, 2023

Briggsy Rash

When one cannot maintain an erection and proceeds to use his tongue to get the job done, licking the oposite sex in the rectum. A Briggsy Rash usually develops the morning after said sexual encounters.

"I was with this bird last night and couldn't get a hard on. Had to lick her out instead and ended up rimming her. Got a right Briggsy Rash this morning."

by DaveDaveTwoPump September 28, 2022

Tug rash

Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.

Jimminy Christmas, Batman!

Even the aloe vera cream is useless against my tug rash!

by NeONscENe September 05, 2018