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pseudo KARMA

When an author of an urban word gives themselves a thumbs up but they accidently hit the thumbs down button instead.
(jake.f)
I've got a word in the urban dictionary and it has 37 thumbs up...And one thumbs down...

(marty.s)
And you've only had it up for 38 days! Not bad pseudo Karma odds! hehe
by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006
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Pseudo-Nigga

A Pseudo-Nigga is a person who is of European descent though sees their skin colour as an excuse to say My Nigga. For example: a Turkish man says My Nigga though his descendants were never oppressed in the correct sense to say My Nigga, despite being black. This man is a Pseudo-Nigga.
Emre: “My Nigga
Real Nigga: “My Nigga you can’t say that you’re a Turk-Nigga, My Nigga” *chomps into chicken wing*
Emre: “My Nigga”
Emre is a Pseudo-Nigga.
by OmgItzGeorge May 21, 2019
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Pseudo-Skeptic

Someone who only relies on scientific method to determine if something is real or not,

Instead of thinking outside the box and being open minded
Garry The Science: ghosts are not real
Pseudo-Skeptic: Garry just debunked ghosts told you they’re not real.
Open Minded: what if the method his using is wrong?
Pseudo-Skeptic: I told you they’re not real he said so
by The Open Minded April 18, 2020
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pseudo bisexual

A person who pretends to be bisexual because it is considered cool, for general attention seeking, or to specifically gain social status.

Predominantly low IQ women, too thick to realise that they are selling out hard-fought gender equality in order to fulfil their selfish personal sense of competition in a male dominated society.
Guy: OMG, those chicks are making out! Man, I love bisexual chicks. They're so HOT!

Girl: They're not REAL bisexuals, they're PSEUDO bisexuals. They're just doing it for male attention.

Guy: How do you know?

Girl: Rick fell for it and dated one of them, thinking he would get a threesome out of it. After 3 months, he realised it was never going to happen and dumped her. She told everyone what an asshole he was, but seriously, what did she expect? You can't bait a guy with bisexuality if you're not willing to eat pussy!

Guy: Ah well, doesn't bother me, I still like watching girls making out!

Girl: Of course you do... But while you men are busy ogling over dumb sluts, the intelligent women are reshaping society. With the progress being made in genetic engineering and technology, pretty soon men will be redundant, especially idiots who fall for this shit!
by Consonance March 21, 2011
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pseudo facts

When a politcal organization or it's supporters do faulty misleading reasearch and then present it to the public as a fact.
Nowadays Coporations who wish to discredit solid scientific reasearch that might hurt their profits will employ this tactic.
Pesudo facts involve Cherry-picking edvidence, and creating rigged experiments that can confuse or mislead people.
Corporations that see the recognition of Golbal Warming as a threat to their company's profits will employ pseudo facts to confus the public
by ????^_^???? October 28, 2006
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pseudo-intellectual

It's hard to define this word. Basically a pseudo-intellectual is originally an average person who have the ability to absorb information but unable to do anything with it.

A pseudo-intellectual isn't exactly dumb, but he/she certainly isn't on par with a truly intelligent person.

A truly intelligent person understands "pattern", he doesn't need to read the newspaper on a daily basis to know what's happening around the globe, but rather he can accurately predict what would happen in a period of time. (This is exactly how people like Darwin was able to come up with Evolution, things come in pattern).

Characteristics of a pseudo-intellectual:

- Bragging about what college he is going to without giving a good legitimate reason. (Someone went to Cornell just to get a teaching degree)

- Using big words and foreign words in his/her writing or daily language in an un-necessary amount. (Someone who describes himself as a proponent of "independent citizens' movement")

- Inclined to join an Extremist Political Faction (Both right & left)

- See my 2nd point, except he/she lists a LARGE amount of bands/books/quotes in his biographies on his/her Facebook page.

- Being a Grammar Nazi (because they are too snobby and profound to understand what you've said when you left out the 's' at the end of a plural noun).

- Name is more important than inner quality (e.g. someone who claims Einstein as the Greatest scientist ever lived but doesn't know what he did.)
I used to be a pseudo-intellectual but I've realized how 'stupid' it made you look.
by auslander raus September 20, 2010
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pseudo-intellectual

soo-doh-in-tl-ek-choo-uhl (Noun)

People who constantly refer to cracked.com as the source of their references, opinions, beliefs, or information. Usually accompanied with a tone of undeserved superiority.
"How do you know that?"

"You'd know it too if you read cracked.com. I'm probably the first person who ever discovered cracked.com and started reading it. I'm also probably their biggest fan."

"Oh, I see, you're a pseudo-intellectual."
by Sir_Sloth April 27, 2014
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