present🎁

Present a conceling box that gives you a urge to open but once you do it is not what you wanted damn presnents to hell.
Present = real life loot boxes

Mom: I got you a present.
You: yey!
You look inside the present🎁/lootbox.
You: F***. I played this life for 12 years and I just got a common skin for Hanzo(Overwatch)!
Mom: you got free one. If you want more, they cost $1000 each.
You: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

by Yoyner with lootbox June 26, 2019

presence of god

The inner feeling that God is near you, that God is by your side or surrounding you. A spiritual hug. An invisible knowledge that God is there. An awareness of His presence. Even though He is known to be omnipresent, when people feel the presence of God, they are sensing that He is making Himself known. He is manifesting His presence with the intent that you will know Him better in the moment. It leaves an impression. As if a friend just paid you a visit. Without being able to see God, His realness becomes apparent. He existence becomes knowledgable. He becomes more than a theory, He makes Himself known as a God who is near to your heart and acquainted with your circumstances. Knowing the presence of God is not like the conscience. Although it is a similar unseen awareness of God, the conscience tells you good or bad, right or wrong, Whereas, the presence of God is more about a heavenly relationship or incarnation (God is with us, Heaven meets earth), a revealing of God to you and being in the moment with you. As if God is enjoying being with you. For examples of how God can be real in everyday life, read "Practicing the Presence of God" by Brother Andrew. (French/ English)

I felt that I was surrounded by the presence of God.

by Truth Remains August 23, 2019

Presentation Boy

A cock-sucking battyman that does jack off to bird shit cause they hopeless, they are the beta version of Naparima College and does get doubles without barra and aloo-pie without aloo they like toti more than roti and would happily fuck yuh fadda for you

Watch dat kakahole Presentation Boy

by I go bulla yuh bamsee March 20, 2021

The third present

The act of allowing a guy to come in your mouth.

Guy 1: What did she get you for you birthday?
Guy 2: She gave me the third present.

by milimo June 11, 2011

progenitor

A colossal dinosaur creature much like Godzilla that stomps on cities, then furiously mates with the nearest tallest structure. Rumored to have banged The Statue of Liberty in 1968.

Progenitor: PROGENITOR!!! RAWR!
People: MON DIEU! IT'S EIFFEL TOWERING THE EIFFEL TOWER WITH GODZILLA!
Another Bystander: I AM LE TIRED!

by Desmond Wilder August 17, 2010

play shuffleboard on the promenade

1. to have no plans; idle
2. an illusory plan
3. a daily plan for the unemployed

"What are your plans for today?" the father asked his unemployed daughter.
"I thought I would play shuffleboard on the promenade, followed by skeet shooting on the lido deck," she answered sarcastically as she sat in her bathrobe surfing the net.

by sgjd2010 January 10, 2011

how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.

A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

by Brad Jelinek October 21, 2007