Punching the duck

A phrase describing a person's attempt to hide the fact that they are performing a task badly.

"We're really punching the duck in Iraq at the moment"
Anthony Blair

by Rob5678 April 3, 2007

Punching the Clown

Beating Ronald McDonald, or Pennywise, or any other clown, with your fist. What else do you think that meant?

A pedo dressed like Ronald McDonald tried to lure me into a van until I started punching the clown.

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 5, 2018

Pouching

The act of sticking ones penis into the pouch of a kangaroo for sexual pleasure.

The "Junior Electrical Engineer" was on walkabout when he saw a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little Pouching.

by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020

Poonching

When a Male and Female have sexual intercourse(Poonching)

Friend1:aww i would totally be poonching her all night
Friend2:ehh dude you wouldnt have a chance your still a virgin
Friend1:still wouldnt you wanna be poonching her?
Friend2:yeah i guess so :D

by thereeper203 July 15, 2010

punching air

when someone’s current/ex bf or gf is with a another person or thriving

charli d’amelios tiktok comments
person 1 wow lil blacky is punching air rn

by Gremlins August 2, 2020

Baby Punching

Hearing a song so kick-ass that it makes you wanna beat people up, especially babies.

"Oh did you hear that dragonforce song?. Its so fucking baby punching!

by Jackkkkkks December 14, 2006

punching the clown

masterbation

whats frank doing? Oh nothing hes just punching the clown

by mooseknuckles November 7, 2002