polar brrr

The art of giving a blow job with an icecube in your mouth.

It was hot... I was chewing ice... I gave my boyfriend a polar brrr..!!!

by Wicked Wanda September 2, 2006

Phlerm

The thick and almost malleable combination of phlegm from the mucus membrane in your throat and thick, usually potent, semen. Usually found at the crime scene or a rape victim, or the bedroom of a housewife trying to rekindle her love with her husband of 20 years, but couldn't stand the taste of her mate's sperm and spat it back out, half-way through swallowing.

Similar (sexual) terms include Casper's Tears, Spit Dicker, White Wedding, Tapioh-no!, and Toothpaste Gag.

Officer: Well, looks like this was an oral sex rape case, sir!
Lieutenant: Really, Officer? What makes you say that?
Officer: See that, sir? *points to a clump of white goo on the pillow, next to drips of blood* That, sir, is pure bona-fide phlerm.
Lieutenant: What's phlerm?
Officer: Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It ain't pretty. God help the victim...

by djkyota September 23, 2011

Polar Whoretex

The phenomenon where scantily dressed, dumb party sluts parade about town when it's freezing out and they are seemingly unaffected by the cold.

On new years eve,the polar whoretex was out in full force even while it was 12 degrees

by brr89 January 8, 2014

polar bear hunting

A gang activity in which someone attacks a white victim, chosen at random. It may or may not be a rite of initiation, or it may be a way to terrorize white people and drive them out of gang-occupied neighborhoods. Attacks are often serious and sometimes deadly.

Yo Dreymar, time to do some polar bear hunting. Gotta let em know whose streets these is.

by tp217 December 21, 2021

polar bear head

It is the type of fellatio from somebody with cold hands, and lots of teeth.

Person 1: Hey dude, how was head from Jenny?
Person 2: Damn man she puts out but gave some horrible polar bear head.
Person 1: Das it mane

by DAEnarwhalbacon February 22, 2014

The Extra Creamy Poker

The act of inserting a tire iron into the anus while using extra creamy mashed potatoes as lubrication.

I gave the Humpmiester The Extra Creamy Poker last night and made her squeal like a piggy.

by Higgywig September 5, 2007

Poker Face

(in poker) An impassive facial expression cultivated to prevent other players from determining whether one's actions in the game are the result of a quality hand, or of bluffing.
(Lady GaGa's song) similar expression used to prevent giving away one's motives, feelings, or situation. Like in that song when she pretends to like the guy but she's actually thinking about girls.

(in poke) He thought he had a perfect poker face.
Lady GaGa's song) can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.

by _GaGaGirl** April 17, 2010