phlacid phantom

A person who is acting, & dressing into a sexual character like a super hero, but has a soft limp pens as a silly super power.

Last night I dressed up as the phlacid phantom and role played with my wife.

by Yayaye January 9, 2015

phlazy

When your girl keeps sucking your dick after you've already came.

She gave me a phlazy last night.

by Handler April 3, 2015

Plap

Colloquialism for a fail:
The sound a frog makes when he lands on his back on a hard surface .i.e linoleum, stone

I totally plapped that test mate!

by Dr Lit October 22, 2015

phlannel pj pants

When one sexual partner shaves themself (any body hair, but particularly pubic) and then applies a layer of Vaseline to their par tner's legs, followed by the hair. This is done pre-coitus and is often used in gender reversal fantasies.

Guy 1: Hey, dude, where did your leg hair go?

Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.

by redbird nation November 12, 2015

phraplious

Eyebrows

your phraplious need waxing

by n8sperfection April 11, 2016

Plap

The sound a peins makes when it hits a woman's forehead

Bro I smacked Lexi with my dick it was all like PLAP!

by Hopsin December 12, 2016

Pelaphur

The highest rank of the human race. Pelaphurs often are very smart and incredibly active in society. Pelaphurs always exclude scutters from conversations and activities.

"Did you hear about those pelaphurs at that party?"
"Yea. They took over the whole thing, this assholes."

by Dylan Le June 17, 2018