by tedussypestrojer66699942021 February 5, 2018
Get the Philipmug. This guy WILL HAVE the biggest dick you will ever see in real life. He will fuck your mom if you are unlucky enough, but mostly he just masturabates. Philip sucks at all sports, but is a god at playing minecraft.
He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.
This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.
He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.
This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.
Guy1: Man you are the fucking best a minecraft! Do you have the ability to speak with dolphins by any chance?
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!
by suckamock123123123123 December 29, 2021
Get the Philipmug. Philip is the most obese boy in the history of xxxstars, if you get to meet him him make sure to say hi and you won’t regret to meet him, be sure to look fat.
by Cocky boi September 25, 2020
Get the Philipmug. Newest Trend: show us what means your name on Urban Dictionary!
Philip Michael: I don't give a f*ck.
Philip Michael: I don't give a f*ck.
by MarylouGB November 22, 2021
Get the Philip Michaelmug. Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut
by swaggyboiGammer January 5, 2020
Get the Colton Philipsmug. Philip may be known as a horse lover but it is simply their anatomy he adores. Philip is a kind and intelligent person with a love for oversized bottoms. Besides this and his admiration of southern exotic women, philip has a weakness for things others may call garbage found on the street. His talent for building lets him create true masterpieces of interior design out of trash. Although his ideas sometimes may sound extraterrestrial they truly just are a little futuristic. Altogether Philip has a great mind but also sometimes need to be reminded that he is only human.
If you are not afraid of his stubbornness you should definitely get yourself a philip in your life.
If you are not afraid of his stubbornness you should definitely get yourself a philip in your life.
Example1
Person 1: look at this Hobo collecting trash
Person 2: thats not a hobo, thats philip the architect. You should defintely follow his work
Example 2
Woman 1: aaarrgh philip and his stubborness is driving me crazy
Woman 2: you should co sider yourself lucky. You will never find a zaddy like him again
Person 1: look at this Hobo collecting trash
Person 2: thats not a hobo, thats philip the architect. You should defintely follow his work
Example 2
Woman 1: aaarrgh philip and his stubborness is driving me crazy
Woman 2: you should co sider yourself lucky. You will never find a zaddy like him again
by fifficent May 26, 2022
Get the Philipmug. 