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Pedo Menu 

The bumper stickers on the back windows of SUVs, minivans, etc that show a depiction of every member of the family, (Sometimes pets, too,) with their name below their depiction.

Some pedo menus will even depict a relevant hobby for each child.
You're driving down the road and see a Pedo Menu on the back of the minivan that says Dad, Mom, Jorge, Angel, Paulo, Esperanza, Scruffy, Raider & Uncle Smiley. You see a baseball mitt on one kid, a skateboard on another, and the baby has a halo, (Letting you know that she passed away.)

So now a predator has more info he can use to dupe a victim into trusting him. And why? So the self-absorbed family can jump on a senseless bandwagon.
Pedo Menu by Nob Rakes Tooth Re August 29, 2009
Related Words
Phil is a bad pedo-phil
pedo-phil by sdasdacadasdas December 3, 2018

Pedo Pete 

The local pedo. He likes children. There’s not much more to it.
Matt: Wow, pedo pete over there is lookin for another minor.

Kyle: *𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒉* indeed. Better not be captain Russia’s kids.

Pedo-Van 

A person who lives in a caravan often with a creepy name or personality.
Omg, Collins returned in his pedo-van!
Pedo-Van by CollinsBike August 30, 2016

Pedo Pete 

A crazy old hag who keeps her grippers out in -69°c
Pedo Pete by Aldi manager69 February 10, 2023
Pedo is Greek meaning “relating to children”. Actual meaning depends on context, but is always related to men associated with children, for example “the guy who is known to have saved the children”.
Sorry pedo guy, you really did ask for it.
Pedo guy by nevermindever September 17, 2019