A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.
Also referred to as a daft defecator.
Also referred to as a daft defecator.
KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.
"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.
"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.
by Rusty Rustbucket October 27, 2010
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Get the Paranoia Activia mug.Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
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Get the Paranoia mug.Derived from the words paragon and agony. Paragony would describe the feeling of observing something so perfect, or beautiful, yet being pained emotionally by said perfection or beauty. This would mostly be used in a situation where you experience both joy and pain brought on by something of great perfection and beauty.
As I gazed upon the love of my life, I was overcome by an intense feeling of paragony; her beauty was so incomprehensibly pristine.
As I read the final page of the book, a wave of paragony washed over me; never have I read anything that had ended so perfectly.
As I read the final page of the book, a wave of paragony washed over me; never have I read anything that had ended so perfectly.
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