Nuke Block

Like a cock block but worse. On Modern Warfare 2 when you're goin 18 and 0 and some doucher kills you.

LUKETHEGOAT: dude i'm gettin a nuke

DOUCHER: not i nuke block you

by LUKETHEGOAT July 15, 2010

Nuke Tony

The act of cooking any Italian food in a microwave.

Person 1: "Hey, bro, watcha gonna do this weekend?"

Person 2: "Probably beat my meat and Nuke Tony."

Person 1: "Are you crazy?! What did Tony ever do to you?!"

Person 2: "No, man. It means I'm going to make Italian food in my microwave."

by Ard-Cheannard April 27, 2019

Nuke Fart

When you fart is so loud and smelly it can be described as a nuke.

Mr Lababide, you just did a nuke fart, you nasty nutty boy

by Ronald Mcdonald 3rd November 21, 2019

Nuked toilet

a toilet that was nuked by someone's shit

"Thats a Nuked toilet in Taco bell. Im not suprised."

by toiletnuker December 7, 2020

Nuking Dick

The slang term used to describe a high speed of object.

That car is nuking dick!

by Charrr July 9, 2022

nuke L

Nuke L is a term that is used when a Females Pussy is just wet asf and it’s really good quality Pussy

Damn shorty I’m tryna fuck Keesha she got Nuke L

by KeeshaLover25 June 23, 2020

Nuked the bathroom

When one had to defecate and the after effects smell as tho one had an animal crawl up there ass and die. Generally it smells like a rotting carcass.
Another name for blew up the bathroom.

Jon: "Holy mother of god, Don! Did a skunk crawl up your ass and die?"
Don: "Naw, Jon, i just nuked the bathroom."
Jon:"Dude, go light a match or use some air freshener or somthing. The smell damn near killed me!"

by Mishra October 5, 2016