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nuke the post

The act of completely deleting a post from the internet and all traces that link to it, often for the purpose of hiding personal information, avoiding discourse, or silencing a comment section that has gone too far to ever be corrected naturally.

The act of "nuking" something can be used in dozens of different contexts alike, most notably as a metaphor for destroying any trace of something left behind so as to get rid of anything that particular person doesn't wish to spread out further. In the case of online posts, this can be used as a last resort option to fix the mistakes of which cannot be reversed, only destroyed.

It's important to note that nuking a post only works when all traces of said post are lost forever. This does not mean making the post private, only accessible to friends, or publicized elsewhere on the internet. When you nuke the post, it's gone for good, and it's a saving grace only some can achieve the right way.
Person 1: What do I do about this post? Ever since I made a comment about politics, it's been bombarded with hate!
Person 2: Nuke the post, man. It's got nothing left to save it now.
by aawuhua123 November 9, 2018
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Nuke Pusher

A country that leases nuclear warheads to other countries as this situation is very financially beneficial to the nuke pusher and it also enables the nuke pusher to exert influence on nuke junkies, essentially blackmailing them into doing things for the nuke pusher, such as by helping the nuke pusher to invade other countries; Nuke junkies will comply for fear of being charged a higher price for nuclear warheads or worse being denied a future lease of nuclear warheads with the nuke pusher.
The US Government is a Nuke Pusher.
by AnonDoxy July 9, 2018
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Nuke Block

Like a cock block but worse. On Modern Warfare 2 when you're goin 18 and 0 and some doucher kills you.
LUKETHEGOAT: dude i'm gettin a nuke

DOUCHER: not i nuke block you
by LUKETHEGOAT July 15, 2010
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Nuked the bathroom

When one had to defecate and the after effects smell as tho one had an animal crawl up there ass and die. Generally it smells like a rotting carcass.
Another name for blew up the bathroom.
Jon: "Holy mother of god, Don! Did a skunk crawl up your ass and die?"
Don: "Naw, Jon, i just nuked the bathroom."
Jon:"Dude, go light a match or use some air freshener or somthing. The smell damn near killed me!"
by Mishra October 5, 2016
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Nuke Fart

When you fart is so loud and smelly it can be described as a nuke.
Mr Lababide, you just did a nuke fart, you nasty nutty boy
by Ronald Mcdonald 3rd November 21, 2019
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Nuking Dick

The slang term used to describe a high speed of object.
That car is nuking dick!
by Charrr July 9, 2022
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nuke L

Nuke L is a term that is used when a Females Pussy is just wet asf and it’s really good quality Pussy
Damn shorty I’m tryna fuck Keesha she got Nuke L
by KeeshaLover25 June 23, 2020
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