Nokia 5800

Nokia's cheap, crappy, unreliable excuse for a iPhone competitor which runs a 10 year old operating system with larger icons as an excuse for "touch screen optimisation".

1 - so when you getting that new phone then?
2 - this is it, the Nokia 5800 XpressMusic NAM-1
1 - I wouldn't even let Nokia pay ME to get that

by UnfortunateNokiaCustomer July 24, 2009

nokia phones

Nokia Phones are literally indestructible, i used a hammer, a drill, a fucking blade saw, but it didn't work.

JImmy's has 3985 nokia phones, non are indestructible.

by Darnville February 4, 2021

negoki

lamer who overcharges for music CD

oh God, i bought a CD from negoki! DAMN!

by CDforfree April 21, 2003

Noki

No/I don't want to/nothing/various different versions of answering in a negative way.

Samantha: "noki boring walk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mr Samantha (her father): "Your English is coming along well Samantha."

by yeehawliberals April 21, 2019

fortune Nookie

An alternate word for happy ending at an asian message parlor

Emily- "How was your message"
Dj- "It was good i got a hand jibber at the end"
Emily- "OMG did you get a fortune cookie too?"
Dj- "Nah it was some fortune nookie"

by DTWOR December 2, 2010

nookie star

chick who is so talented in the sack she should be in movies but alas, draws the line at gettin paid.

yo I dated that bitch, she is a real nookie star, she's got some killer moves

by macdaddy1 November 7, 2006

nooking

Sininym for lynching - word used to describe the torture and hanging of slaves in ancient and even contemporary america.

i just nooked that nigro that stole my shoes while he was shining them. OR - Ladainian was just nooked in the town square!

by ansanje felix February 7, 2005