fuzzy mittens

A man completely inserts both of his hands (up to the wrist)into a womans vagina.

I gave Suzy "Fuzzy Mittens"

by Damien July 18, 2003

Pooh Mitten

When you wrap your hand in toilet paper to avoid getting pooh on it

I took a huge dump and needed a pooh mitten to clean up!

by Eecol December 18, 2009

vagina mitten

A term used to mock the psychological barrier that a weak individual possesses that prevents them from participating in something great.

Dave can't go skiing today, he said it's too cold. I think he needs a vagina mitten.

by epicpowderhound March 02, 2018

Sittin' in a mitten

Real comfy!

Hey guy! I'm just sittin' in a mitten right now! And I like it a lot!

by GnarDogg6 January 27, 2009

Lung Mittens

Boobs

She's got a sloppy mutton, but her fantastic lung mittens make up for the deficiency.

by Otis Choadus July 07, 2010

zinc mittens

A heavy metallic hand garment often mistaken for hooves (but they ain't)

he's wearing zinc mittens, He thinks their hooves but they ain't

by McScruff March 11, 2008

haddock mitten

a ladys front bottom or ham wallet

dude this bird just swipped my phone and jammed it right up her haddock mitten!!

by DJTL January 10, 2007