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pulled her on like a fishermans sock

A sexual act of love making
This slapper had a mean pair of tits and a cracking arse so fed her a couple of Bacardi breezers took her back to mine and pulled her on like a fishermans sock
by DJTL January 10, 2007
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haddock mitten

a ladys front bottom or ham wallet
dude this bird just swipped my phone and jammed it right up her haddock mitten!!
by DJTL January 10, 2007
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