Definitions by DJTL

haddock mitten 

a ladys front bottom or ham wallet

dude this bird just swipped my phone and jammed it right up her haddock mitten!!

haddock mitten by DJTL January 13, 2007

pulled her on like a fishermans sock 

A sexual act of love making

This slapper had a mean pair of tits and a cracking arse so fed her a couple of Bacardi breezers took her back to mine and pulled her on like a fishermans sock

pulled her on like a fishermans sock by DJTL January 10, 2007