Mall Cop

Contrary to popular belief, not all mall cops are power hungry people who think they are police officers. If a mall cop is an asshole, it's because he has to deal with people who try to ridicule, insult, & degrade him every time he goes to work just to do his job & make some money.

The job of a mall mall cop can actually be quite frustrating. Aside from dealing with wannabe gangster bitches who think they're funny, you have a list of things that you don't get paid enough to do, such as:

-Drive around slowly while everybody & their mother crawls across the street
-Help idiot parents find their idiot missing kids. This happens DAILY, and makes me instantly like those parents you see walking their kids on leashes like the dogs that they are.
-Respond to potentially dangerous fights. News flash, getting paid $10 an hour is not enough for me to risk my life trying to save some wannabe thug from getting his ass beat just because he doesn't know how to talk to people.
-Write long ass reports every time we do something.
If a mall cop takes you out or gives you some shit, GOOD! You're probably some punk ass teenager who deserved it anyways.. You disrespectful little twat.

I am a mall cop, none of us particularly enjoy our jobs that much and we definitely don't think it's glorious. Most all of us are trying to work elsewhere, and a decent amount of us have military experience (including myself). A job is a job.

Teenage Wannabe Gangster Idiot: *points & laughs* "Haha MALL COP!!"

Mall Cop: *points & laughs* "Haha UNEMPLOYED!!"

by MallCopSuperstar October 7, 2011

the Mall

1. place to hang out with your friends

2. place to spend all of your money and go broke

3. time consumer

4. place to shop

Girl 1. Lets go to the mall after school .
Girl 2. Ok. But I dont have any money left i spent it all yesterday when we went.
Girl 1. I have some you can use.
Girl 2. Thanks. I cant wait it just gives me an excuse not to do my homework because it just takes up all my free time.
Girl 1. I know!!! I cant wait to shop!!!

by UA gurl November 25, 2005

Mallett

Short for kick ass, party hardy, coolest ppl in the world. Only a select few individuals are blessed with this at birth. It is a tremindous responsibility, but the chosen ones pull it off remarkably!!

She is soooo Mallett!!! (awesome as fuck)

by djzchick4twanky August 20, 2008

mallgoth

Trendy kids who believe that they are "goths" when they have no understanding of the scene. Typically have baggy jeans, black dyed hair and trendy band t-shirts. Often associate their knowledge of HIM (who are a good band nonetheless) with connection to underground, when they have no real knowledge of real gothic music. While these people are often worthless as human beings, they can often be hot, and easily persuaded to do whatever you want them to for attention, particularly if they think you are "evil". They are also fun to scare the shit out of if you have an understand of real goth/black metal culture.

I have personally scared a mallgoth into a preppy by showing them a Countess album.

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

pacific mall

Pacific Mall - Located at Kennedy and Steeles, it is known to every Chinese person living in Toronto. In there, you can find anything from jewellery,CDs and DVDs,and up to rice rocket car parts. BEWARE: when driving there, be sure to watch out for mid-aged Chinese women who cannot run stop signs, and civics plastered with "MUGEN POWERED" stickers that sound like a lawnmowers and have engines with displacement less than a 2L Coke bottle.

"Yo!! I found Kung Fu at Pacific Mall for 5 bucks"

by j-lo May 13, 2005

franklin mills mall

the ghettoest mall in america located in northeast philadelphia right next to chalfont & parkwood.

franklin mills mall is ghetto as shittttt

by phillygirl June 4, 2007

Mall Ninja

A term used in the firearm community to describe an individual who is obsessed with tactical, paramilitary style firearms and modifications, particularly firearms composed mostly of plastic. Such individuals are usually un-experienced novices who compulsively overpay for weapons and accessories not worth their weight in dog crap because such items looked cool in movies and video games.

Jeff: "Dude check out my new AR-15. Its got quad rails, a flashlight/ laser combination, a dummy grenade launcher, a bayonet, a telescoping stock, and an ACOG scope!"

Matt: "Dude check out my .30/06 Remington 700 with a custom walnut stock and a Leupold scope. I can kill a deer at 500 yards with factory ammo! Can your AR do that?"

Jeff: "Uh, No..."

Matt: "Didn't think so. Admit it. You're a damn MALL NINJA!"

by Piecemaker June 24, 2010