When you are dating a girl, and she hasn't given you either a blowjob or a handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet
Guy #1: Yo dude, did she finally at least blow you last night?
Guy #2: Nope, no hand job either. I'm still unemployed.
Guy #2: Nope, no hand job either. I'm still unemployed.
by socaljdb24 January 24, 2011
What you are when you don't have a job.
by anonymous October 27, 2004
Now, 1 in 10 of us. Previously, people that didn't want to work or that were going to get a job in 2 months.
I used to have a job but then everyone spent all their money plus 10 grand on credit cards and found out their house was worth half as much as it was 4 years ago and doesn't buy anything and/or got foreclosed on; now I don't have a job and am unemployed because I got laid off because "the economy is 'so bad'".
by qwerty1 July 12, 2009
To try and get so drunk/stoned that one wakes up in the morning having lost their job.
Synonymous with tramped or helmeted.
Synonymous with tramped or helmeted.
by defiti June 03, 2006
being a bum, living off the GOVERNMENT, sucking the life out of everyone around me and mooching from people who are sick of taking care of me.
by Salvatori Vitali September 07, 2007
Most people who are now unemployed had jobs before the coronavirus shutdowns because they would choose a steady job over unemployment with benefits and not knowing when they'll be back at work. The same people who wanted businesses shut down for the virus are the ones trying to give the workers shit about unemployment benefits and getting new jobs and reopening. The fucked up thing is the same people are also wanting the newly unemployed people they want to get back to work now to freak out all over again in the fall if a second wave arrives and they lose the jobs they've had for about 3 or 4 months, when they want the businesses shut down again.
Most people who are unemployed dont want to keep being unemployed forever. If you've been unemployed before, you know it's not fun, it's not a vacation.
by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020
by Nico Malorni April 01, 2008