merry crisis

A word to describe on how terrible a year was durring christmas

Person 1: merry crisis!
Person 2: whuh

by Toadwithafedora December 25, 2020

Dirty Merry

Someone who is of non-slut demeanor, who will rock your socks off with their secret kinky-ness. Or someone who carries a revolver and will end your life without hesitation.

Shes no ordinary freak, man! She's a dirty merry!

by Luna666 June 24, 2019

Meryl Sheep

American film actress, known for her work in such films as "The French Lieutenant's Ewe," "Lambchop's Choice," "Fleecewood," "Sheep-Devil" (also starring Roseanne Baah,) and her current film, "The Wolf Wears Prada."

In her long and illustrious career, Meryl Sheep's only regret is not getting the role of Clarice Starling in "Silence of the Lambs."

by earpuller July 6, 2006

bloody merry

British term for "damn happy"

"Are you OK?"
"I'm bloody merry!"

by Anonymous January 29, 2003

Merry Clitmas

A sexual position in which the man (or dyke) shits aggressively on a pecan swirl, generously lathering it. The woman then sticks it in her clitoris and sings Merry Clitmas until she cries. This is repeated until one person busts a creamy load.

Jon couldn’t bust so Merry Clitmas lasted until August!

by CranberryCretin September 17, 2020

Merry Christmas

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by anonymous December 30, 2020

meary

A very Sexy young man, most females loose precious fluids on site..

"fuck, that meary guy is hot i wont to bone him but i dont no if my tits r big enough, i may get knocked back"

by meary April 3, 2004