veggie lump

Mary is a veggie lump

"Mean ole veggie lump"

by PatrickS December 13, 2007

Like it or lump it

Another term for "whether you like it or not "

Like it or lump it I'm not afraid to use my authority to punish you if I deem it appropriate

by Sexydimma March 25, 2021

calm your lumps

Calm your lumps means something different depending on who it is said to. If said to a female, it means "Calm your tits." If said to a male, it means "Calm your nuts." If said to an adolescent, it means " Calm your pimples."

Mom, calm your lumps!

Stop busting my balls, calm your lumps!

by Woodyslumps December 30, 2016

take your lumps

To take the deserved punishment or sequence for one's actions

Burnie: "hey guys, can we just play the game?"
Thug: "hey, shut up, take your lumps"

by cockbite studios June 04, 2015

lump your head

punch someone in the face if they dont be quiet, title of a hollywood undead song

person 1: -rambling about dumb stuff-

person 2: bro ill lump your head if u dont shut up

by dickbutt369 May 15, 2019

cock lump

n. A person who is such an asshole that simply calling them a "dick" would not suffice

Holy fuck! That guy is such a cock lump!

by SirGoddessKaick February 01, 2017

Limb Lump Dump

When one enters into an irregular bowel movement and produces a stool the size of a human babies arm.

Alison: “Brian, Brian….! Can you call a Paramedic. I have Limb Lump Dumped….!”

Brain: “Alison, not again. These irregular bowel movements must stop. Consider the local sewerage systems. They cannot accommodate stools such as the girth that you produce. Sewerage engineering has some advancement to make before correct distribution of your Turds can be achieved”.

by Bert Fegg November 03, 2007