lumber-jacking

The highly disciplined art of simultaneously defecating and masturbating.

One thing Cliff really enjoys is a good lumber-jacking.

by Douglas Thorneloe January 10, 2009

Hauling Lumber

This is a euphemism for the state in which someone is in need of a bowel movement, i.e. that feeling that you need to take a crap.

Man, I have been hauling lumber all day, I don't know how much longer I can hold it.

by Brian Rooker October 24, 2006

lumberjack

A three some with one girl and two guys. The girl is on all fours doing oral to one guy while the other guy is behind her. The two guys take turns pulling the girl back and forth like two lumber jacks pulling a big ass saw.

Me and Bob lumberjacked the shit out of that bitch.

by sudsy2007 January 1, 2008

Al Lambert

To perform coitus while wearing a backwards cap -- usually worn by the dominant partner.

Guy: Wanna do it Al Lambert style.
Girl: Okay but I'm tired. So you wear the backwards cap this time and be on top.

by @hollywood_darlings April 13, 2017

Feeding Him The Lumber

1. Homosexual intercourse between two men
2. Gay Anal Sex

Walking by johan and pavels house, we could see johan feeding him the lumber

by CC1361 May 16, 2009

Lesberjack

A woman who wears plaid, usually red, to clearly identify herself as a lesbian.

"Hey Tom, that woman is either into grunge or is a lesberjack."

by bluenubby July 12, 2009

limber timber

(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;

A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.

Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.

Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.

by rubtwostix October 18, 2011