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Kangaroo Court

An unfair court; Corrupt judge, jury, and/or system.

The Florida Court in which the Zimmerman trial is being held in.
"The Judge of Zimmerman's trial is a corrupt bitch dead set on locking up Zimmerman. She is ignoring the defense evidence! She runs a Kangaroo Court. They should fire her tranny ass!"
by JacquesRippar August 19, 2013
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double-kangaroo scissor kick

When anyone named Special Ed get kicked in his Vag for trying to give a rusty trombone to a Kangaroo. Warning: don not attempt at home.
Special yelled "titties!!" but suddenly got the "double-kangaroo scissor kick" in his drain cleaner. It was sad.
by TITTIES!!!!!! April 4, 2009
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kangaroo

the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and taking a shit. INCREDIBLY hard to clean, a great practical joke at parties.
"omfg guys whos the dirty cunt that kangaroo'd up my dunny?"

*snicker*
by raev September 16, 2005
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Kangaroo

A woman with little in front but plenty of booty in back
My friend Gina is a kangaroo,she doesn't have much for titties but her ass more than makes up for it
by esjay June 10, 2006
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kangaroo

An unintended erection in an institutional environment. Which results in attempts to fix it so it does not jump out.
"Dude could you pass the papers out for me? I got a kangaroo situation."
by mrs. jenny mowgli March 4, 2009
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kangaroo

A person who is so large that they could hold a person in their fat as if it were the pouch of a kangaroo.
Dude check out that kangaroo, you could fit a whole Vietcong village in her.
by Berninator 5001 July 19, 2007
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Captain Kangaroo

A man who participates in the sexual act of inserting his erect penis into a fold of the midsection of a female weighing 200 lbs or more, putting on a captain sailor hat, then making the female jump up and down like a kangaroo until he ejaculates into the fold.
Ryan, did you hear Joey had fat ankle night last night? He went crazy on a couple big girls and earned a new title of Captain Kangaroo.
by Fodeez August 4, 2011
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