kelita

she a BhadI3 foa'sua solid vibes loves llamas for dayz thinks there OG az

I Aint Above you I Aint Below you IM beside you. dont test her love there wont be another

staywoke

rideformyfimiliaa

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kelita, not so basic Basic ITCHESBAY haha

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by annonymous556 June 17, 2021

Mikel Keith Yorgason

one who is always right because he never argues when he is wrong, a charmer with the ladies even when he doesn't want to be, religious though not overbearingly, and pretty much an all around physical form of awesomeness.

Mikel Keith Yorgason, I am worshipping you in my head.

If Mikel Keith Yorgason doesn't love me as much as I love him, I will cut off my feet and call myself stumpy.

I HATE Mikel Keith Yorgason cause ever since he helped my girlfriend through that fight we were having she has been spending more and more time with him instead of me.

by yugoslavic September 2, 2009

uncle keith

A man who drives a cool bread truck and loves golf. He can often be found trying to get food out of his teeth at family functions. He hates hip hop.

Yo that guy has a cool bread truck.

Yeah well he never listens to hip hop.

Haha yeah man that's a total uncle keith move.

Or

Holy heck I got stuff in my teeth let me clean it while we chat.

Omg you're such an uncle keith.

by Cincoproductkid July 17, 2017

Keith Dill

Fastest taco-maker in the west. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive; Keith Dill is all that is Man.
From the humble age of 6 hours old, He knew His calling. Internet flaming, life-long career at Taco Bell, picking up the chicks; Keith Dill has been idolized and worshiped by those who knew Him personally, and all others alike.
Standing seven foot sixteen inches (think about it) tall, He towers over all. Weighing over 1400 pounds, He shook the Earth with each massive step. People cower at the very mention of His name.

"Keith Dill."
"-cower-"

"That's Keith Dill, alright."

"I love Keith Dill."

by Not KeithDill April 8, 2009

Keithism

Sayings or other oddities expressed by Keith Hernandez (the former 1st baseman for the New York Mets).

-"That's an el bomberoni!"
-Well that's a Keithism; if I ever heard one.

by 5Mets7 August 6, 2011

Keith

A small person that is extremely adept to stealth,stamina and being ninja or be a person for moral guidance

Ex.1 Dude how can you sneak up on me you Keith.
Ex.2 thank you for listening to what i have to say,your such a Keith.

by Irick101 December 18, 2008

Keith

In Left 4 Dead 2, he is the buddy of the survivor, Ellis. He grew up in Savanah with Ellis together, having all sorts of adventures, They were separated when the infection began, but Ellis still brags about his buddy Keith whenever he gets the chance.
Keith has supposedly survived these, as well as several other incidents, as explained by Ellis:
Burned on 90% of his body on multiple occasions.
Thrown through a car windshield breaking both of his legs.
Ran over by his own mower. 90% of his body cut up.
Teargassed.
Bombed with chemical, frag, and incinerary bombs.
Stabbed in the back by a ghost, or possibly a hobo.

There is some speculation whether Keith is a real person or not.

"This one time, me and my buddy Keith..."
"Ellis, not the best time."

by Kil Lerown January 7, 2010