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Kim Jong Un

A giant fucking fatass who dictates North Korea and makes life hell for basically EVERYBODY who lives there. Oh, and he has labor camps too. Jesus christ. Thank god I wasn't born there.
Person 1: You know Kim Jong Un?
Person 2: The Fatass?
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Kim Jong un

A fucking fat ass that likes to bang women in his nuclear missile base. He likes to smoke his weed with his 10 hot fucking sexy babes in the bathroom banging them all at once. After that he blows everywhere and makes the women lick it up and then all the white stuff goes all over the face and tounge. It feels so good
Wanna invite Kim Jong Un over to our house? hes a real baddie
by IlikeBangingBigBlackMenCum November 15, 2023
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Kim Jong Poo

The act of ultimate fornication. Requires 3 people for maximum efficiency. Person 1 makes a paper aeroplane, person 2, having consumed numerous laxative tablets, then shits (excessively) on top of it, before throwing it on person 3’s chest, creating a nuclear shit explosion. The Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: I think Beth is getting bored of me.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.
by Kim Jong Poo Poo September 27, 2022
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Luuk De Jong

Luuk De Jong scored another header
by Pexishit FC April 11, 2022
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Kim Jong Uno

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Kim Jong-un

The Proclaimed Supreme Leader of the nation of North Korea. Kim Jong-un is only the 3rd Leader of North Korea because North Korea is a Communist country, which means the United States are Triggered.
United States: We have a President
United Kingdom: We have a Prime Minister
Germany: We have a Chancellor
Saudi Arabia: We have a King
North Korea: We have the Dear Respected Comrade Kim Jong-un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea, Chairman of State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army.
United States, United Kingdom, Germany, and Saudi Arabia: *Stares at North Korea*
by The Slavic Squater November 13, 2018
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Jongs/Jongsack

A pair of testicles.

AKA, ballsack, nutsack, etc.
I have my jongs/jongsack in a vice!
by TheVader420 February 2, 2021
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