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by Shehjsjdjd May 7, 2018
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Michael Jordan

If you seriously don't know who Michael Jordan is then you're retarded
You don't know who Michael Jordan is? you're a dumbass.
by Jeremy Eugene June 4, 2008
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Jordain

real, mindblowing, phresh, dope, retro, party starter, better then every bitch there is
infamous- jordain
by xox2hotforu May 1, 2009
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JORDAN(GIRL)

Is a smart thick girl. She will fight for her friends and family. She has a very nice ass. She is stubborn and has a attitude, but she is loyal and has a lot if fun. Jordan isn't scared of nobody. She will say wat she got to say. She is sarcastic in a polite way.
You will love Jordan
Tyler~ Dude Jordan is a good friend

Matt~ Yeah really is I wanna go out with her

Tyler Bet I'll beat you to it!

Matt~ Your, on let's go

Jordan(Girl) is the best

We love you Jordan
by Nydia Harper May 11, 2018
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Jordan

A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is sweet but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him.
Girl 1: that guy has to be a jordan
Boy 1: I want to be as athletic as Jordan!
by jojodiamond October 28, 2018
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Jordan's Law

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.
When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.
by Taloon64 November 10, 2006
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Floor Jordan

Michael Jordan playing for the Washington Wizards, when he was old and could not perform like the 'Air Jordan' of his earlier career with the Bulls.
Jordan on a breakaway, and it's a lay-up for Floor Jordan
by TotallyVindicated December 4, 2011
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