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a cocky nationalistic abnormally tall british man. likes to make fun of america. giggles like a girl.
"JONATHAN PAGE IS GETTING TO YOU!!!1111!!11"
by kathy le October 23, 2008
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Jonathan

He’s just a guy that lives somewhere
Jonathan’s a guy.
by Kakakakajakakajjasjkkkakaaka December 8, 2018
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Jonathan's Robot

A fictional character used to cuss out small children, and instill fear upon them when an ass beating is about to be administered.
Hey Bill! Did you see? Some guy used Jonathan's Robot and went crazy on this one 10 year old kid the other day! It was awesome.
by Fury of the Storm April 3, 2008
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Johnathan

One of the best guys you will ever meet, if you get a Johnathan, never let him go. He is very athletic, caring, compasionate, and will always think of you if he holds you dear to his heart. He is an amazing lover and has the most beautiful eyes ever, sometimes closer to blue, other times green. He is a natural leader, and will one day be a commander on a battlefield. He is also very athletic, an all around wonderful person! He is hot, and you can never get enough of him.
"Wow, look at him!"

"His name must be Johnathan, I can tell"
by Tbakosukingraf April 13, 2010
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jonthan

Jonthan is a guy that's really tall, and handsome. He is someone with a huge heart, he is super loving, and cairing. He comes from a big family, and will always put his family before himself. Jonthan is also super shy, and only a few, those closest to him have cracked his shell. He won't let any girl into his heart, for fear of loving her too much, and losing her. He's a tall built guy, but he's a lover, not a fighter, Jonthan is a great friend, when you get him out of his shell.
Girl 1: omg look there's Jonthan!
Girl 2: don't even try getting close to him, he won't talk to any girls, and half of them from this school are fawning over him already!
by -Amanda- September 21, 2013
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Johnathan

An amazing guy, he is the one that can light up a room with his presence. He is also a nature enthusiast, loves to be one with Mother Nature and her trees. He is gorgeous, funny, enthusiastic, energetic. No matter what the occasion or who he is with, he'll make a friend or two, he is definitely a people person. All in all, Johnathan is the best guy out there, with his brown eyes that look like the sands of Egypt and pyramids.
Omg is that Johnathan?! He is one hot tamale! tamale booty fine sweetheart
by Karen Ellise November 1, 2013
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Johnathan

welp thats a johnathan
by an existent being October 1, 2019
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