Jewish Blowjob 

Where the girl hocks a lugi before and/or while performing oral on a male. Making flem noises during the entire blow job experiance. Simalar to the Jew's language, Hebrew.

Dude, last night, Meuriam gave me the best jewish blowjob.

Jewish Blowjob by RueQeal July 23, 2010

Jewish Ten 

Refers to the judging a womans looks on a scale of 1 to 10. A Jewish 10 is a 2 with 8 million Dollars.

Bo Derek is no longer a ten but she might be a Jewish ten.

Jewish Ten by Reb Schmuel April 24, 2011

Jewish Squeegee 

The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.

Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.

Jewish Squeegee by MountainMan379 July 21, 2009

Jewish Wasted 

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"

Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!

Jewish Wasted by laserv September 10, 2011

Jewish Liver 

The inability to drink excessive quantities of alcohol

Person 1: Hey Person 2, did you hear about Finkelstein at the Jason Derulo concert last Saturday?
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.

Jewish Liver by JewChainz February 5, 2014

jewish bankruptcy 

Burning down your business for the insurance money

He had himself a Jewish Bankruptcy, and now he is retired

jewish bankruptcy by Hugo TopsynKretts February 19, 2017

jewish shuffle

The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.

Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!

jewish shuffle by Gatemouth brown January 4, 2018