A Jayson is a sad soul sitting in a Data Mining Class, wallowing in the infinite confusion and statistics at the time.
Person A: Hey! Is that a Chris!?
Person B: No, it's just a Jayson...
Person C: JAYSON!!! JAYSON!! JAYSON!?
Person B: No, it's just a Jayson...
Person C: JAYSON!!! JAYSON!! JAYSON!?
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Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
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Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory
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Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory
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