Jasper

Did LA give up too much to get a guy who has been labeled soft, although he puts up 19 and 9, which 11 other guys do?"

"Is that a trick question? They gave up Jasper, who cares? I could care less! First of all, understand something. When you're giving up first round picks, if you are a quality team in playoff contention, it really doesn't mean that much, that's number one. Number two and more importantly, Jasper is gone! The City of Angels, Hollywood should be celebrating. Throw a parade already whether you win a championship or not. This man was a bonafide scrub! He can't play! No disrespect whatsoever, but I'm sorry to call, tell everybody the truth, the man cannot play the game of basketball. He has small hands, he can't catch the ball, he has bad feet, he can't really move even though he's mobile, doesn't really know what he's doing, doesn't have a post move that he or he puts to memory that he can do two times in a row. He has no game whatsoever, plays no defense, doesn't have the heart, the passion or anything that comes with it, and you're asking me whether they gave up too much? Please. The Los Angeles Lakers knew exactly what they were doing, they should be celebrating right now, and Kobe Bryant should not be saying a word!" Hes fucking ass.
Jasper has no games whatsoever...
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Good smelling cat. Mrrrrrrr
Hey did you hear that?
No, but I smelled a Jasper
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1. A divine, beautiful and blessed character from the Cartoon Network show, ‘Steve Universe’ (written by Rebecca Sugar).

Jasper is a Gem (Gems are aliens who colonize planets and destroy them, led by the Great Diamond Authority), with pale-orange skin and dark red-orange stripes, golden eyes and long, fluffy white hair that passes her hips. She was created for Pink Diamond (one of the Great Diamond Authority) during the Rebellion War (where Gems fought against the Diamonds to protect Earth, which was Pink’s Colony) in the Beta Kindargarten. She is the ULTIMATE soldier, no Gem would ever be as perfect as she was. She is tall and muscular and her weapon is the Crash Helmet (a bartering ram helmet) and she can use abilities like the Spin Dash (think the roll from Sonic). She was corrupted (turned into a monster) and bubbles in the events of Earthlings, and remains bubbled to this day. Rumour says that she might come back, but for now we could just hope.

The fans have mixed feelings about Jasper. She was given the nickname ‘Big Buff Cheeto Puff’ by the fans of the show who like her. Yet, she does receive backlash because of how she behaves through the show.

2. A form of opaque stone from the Chaceldony genus of gemstones. Jaspers are fine-grain stones and belong to the Quartz family. They come in a variety of colours, ranging from red, black, white, brown and green. Jaspers are mostly used as promoters of strength, wisdom and courage.
1. I love Jasper so much, I hope she comes back!

2. I like to collect jaspers. I have six types.

3. Hello! My name is Jasper, what’s yours?
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Jasper is the hottest shiz on Earth he's a Beast he will fucking destroy you!😈😈😈😤👊 You better run when you see this dude all the hoes want him he's literally #THEBozo!
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Used in the Bible, Jasper is a previous shiny stone(gem)
Used to describe the qualities of God.
Jasper is also a name of a person.
A shy guy,antisocial,have few friends,can be w womanizer at times. Brilliant, intelligent,honest.smart and nerdy.
He's such a loving person,anyone who meets him for the first time gets attracted to him.
Jasper is all about love.
I love Jasper.
See that Jasper over there,he's a lovely boy

Kemi loves Jasper
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gay, shitter at rainbow, crybaby bitch, 100% bitchless
jasper is a fucking pussy
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the most perfect boy in the world, i could talk about him for weeks. His smile is so perfect and his humor and personality and facial structure and everything about him is amazing. I wish i could date him again. he is just truly amazing.but he likes someone else thats is way prettier, nicer, older, taller than me. If he gets with her im gonna kms i know he is meant for me
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